As the winners of the AFL Players’ MVP Awards were unveiled on Tuesday night, Hawthorn midfielder Isaac Smith set out to find the ‘MVP’ for a few new categories of his own creation.

Who is MVP for worst jokes at each club?

Who’s the most valuable player on the dance-floor, the least accomplished when it comes to growing facial hair, and the player most likely to go missing when the bill arrives at dinner?

Watch as the likes of Jimmy Bartel, Dyson Heppell, Luke Hodge, Drew Petrie and Marcus Bontempelli nominate the worst offenders at their clubs.

Check out all the action from the 2014 AFL Players’ MVP Awards here.